Hello.
I have absolutely no idea how to blog. This is just me implementing an idea my old man gave me. My purpose is to make people laugh, and inadvertently piss many others off. This isn't going to be a chronicle of personal thoughts and adventures. It's going to be an endless rant of puntastic DC/ Marvel comic (perhaps from other franchisees too) jokes that may/ may not give you nosebleeds and hemorrhages, with possibly the occasional work of fiction that I feel would impress people and make me feel better about myself. So, as my debut, I'll hurl maybe ten or so lame jokes at you right away, all originals by yours truly:
Q: What does Clark say to Bruce after Bruce makes out with Lois?
A: "You parked your batmobile in the wrong Lane."
Q: What does the green lantern (Hal Jordan) Do most on his honeymoon?
A: He rides the Ferris wheel.
Q: What happens when Reed Richards' patents are stolen?
A: Sue Storm.
Q:Why doesn't the sector 2813 green ring come to Kal El (Clark) after the destruction of krypton?
A: He grows up in Small "ville".
Q: Which shampoo does Helena Wayne use?
A: Huntresseme.
Q:Why doesn't Iris like making out with Barry (the flash)?
A: He can only give her quickies.
Q: Why is Steve Rogers envious of Clark Kent?
A: The barns that Clark grew up around never left his side.
Q:When is the only time Batman's sidekick doesn't need him?
A: When someone's robbin' the neighborhood.
Q: How can Superman develop immunity to kryptonite?
A: He just Kent.
Q: Why doesn't spider-man like driving?
A: 'Cause he's a Parker, not a driver.
Sadly, most of my jokes are lost on non comic readers and non geeks, but i pray that those who do read them don't harbor vendetta in their hearts for me. I'll be posting at least three new jokes every day, they may be related to science, science fiction, comics, or other fictional franchisees, so it's basically a geeky joint, my blog. But in case you really wan to understand my jokes, feel free to ask. Or educate yourselves with a few comics and DVDs. Cheerio.
I have absolutely no idea how to blog. This is just me implementing an idea my old man gave me. My purpose is to make people laugh, and inadvertently piss many others off. This isn't going to be a chronicle of personal thoughts and adventures. It's going to be an endless rant of puntastic DC/ Marvel comic (perhaps from other franchisees too) jokes that may/ may not give you nosebleeds and hemorrhages, with possibly the occasional work of fiction that I feel would impress people and make me feel better about myself. So, as my debut, I'll hurl maybe ten or so lame jokes at you right away, all originals by yours truly:
Q: What does Clark say to Bruce after Bruce makes out with Lois?
A: "You parked your batmobile in the wrong Lane."
Q: What does the green lantern (Hal Jordan) Do most on his honeymoon?
A: He rides the Ferris wheel.
Q: What happens when Reed Richards' patents are stolen?
A: Sue Storm.
Q:Why doesn't the sector 2813 green ring come to Kal El (Clark) after the destruction of krypton?
A: He grows up in Small "ville".
Q: Which shampoo does Helena Wayne use?
A: Huntresseme.
Q:Why doesn't Iris like making out with Barry (the flash)?
A: He can only give her quickies.
Q: Why is Steve Rogers envious of Clark Kent?
A: The barns that Clark grew up around never left his side.
Q:When is the only time Batman's sidekick doesn't need him?
A: When someone's robbin' the neighborhood.
Q: How can Superman develop immunity to kryptonite?
A: He just Kent.
Q: Why doesn't spider-man like driving?
A: 'Cause he's a Parker, not a driver.
Sadly, most of my jokes are lost on non comic readers and non geeks, but i pray that those who do read them don't harbor vendetta in their hearts for me. I'll be posting at least three new jokes every day, they may be related to science, science fiction, comics, or other fictional franchisees, so it's basically a geeky joint, my blog. But in case you really wan to understand my jokes, feel free to ask. Or educate yourselves with a few comics and DVDs. Cheerio.
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